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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

What does Auld Lang Syne mean?

On New Year's Eve, the most common song for most English-speaking people to sing is "Auld Lang Syne." Isn't it funny how it's possible to sing and hear a song so many times and have no idea what it means? And wouldn't it be funny if it meant "Big Pink Elephants"?

A good sub-question is, what language is it?

It turns out that "Auld Lang Syne" is an extremely old Scottish song that was first written down in the 1700s. Robert Burns is the person whose transcription got the most attention, so the song is associated with him.

According to this page, a good translation of the words "auld lang syne" is "times gone by." So (incorporating a couple of other translations) when we sing this song, we are saying, "We'll drink a cup of kindness yet for times gone by."

Monday, December 29, 2008

As Requested - Uncle Jay Explains the News

My Response to the Mean-Spirited "Barack the Magic Negro"


by Peter Yarrow

Posted December 28, 2008 | 02:16 PM (EST)

The sending of a Christmas greeting by Chip Saltsman to the members of the Republican National Committee that includes a recording of the so-called parody, "Barack the Magic Negro" is not only offensive, it is shocking and saddening in the extreme. It flies in the face of America's deeply held hope for a new era in which common ground and mutual respect characterize the exchanges between our national leaders.

I and my co-writer of "Puff," Lenny Lipton, have been eagerly awaiting an end to the mean-spiritedness, outright disrespect and bigotry that was commonplace prior to this last presidential election. What might have been wearily accepted as "the way it was" in the campaign, is now unacceptable. Obama is not a candidate. He is the President-Elect, and this song insults the office of the Presidency, the people who voted for him, as well as those who did not -- and taking a children's song and twisting it in such vulgar, mean-spirited way, is a slur to our entire country and our common agreement to move beyond racism.

It is almost unimaginable to me that Chip Saltzman who sent the CD, would seriously be considered for the top post of the Republican National Committee. Puff, himself, if asked, would certainly agree.

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But...but...it's all in fun, right? Isn't it? Maybe not.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

While we're at it, Here's a Movie That I Enjoyed



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I actually watched this twice in 3 days, but I suppose you really need to like this sort of thing. Great cast.

Flight 93 Families Ask Bush to OK Land Seizure

PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- Relatives of those who died aboard United Airlines Flight 93 want the Bush administration to seize the land needed for a memorial where the plane crashed in Shanksville, Pa., in the 9/11 attacks.

Patrick White, vice president of the group Families of Flight 93, said Saturday the group sent a letter in December asking President George W. Bush to empower the Secretary of the Interior to take the land.

The group says ground must be broken early next year in time for a memorial to be build for the 10th anniversary of the crash in 2011.

Svonavec Inc. owns one of the last large chunks of land needed for the 2,200-acre memorial, including the area where the plane crashed Sept. 11, 2001.

Ideas for New Year's Day Brunch

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Recommended by One of Our Members



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Ron Livingston seems to be a smartass. I like that! Added to my queue.

New Prosecutor Takes Fresh Look at JonBenet Ramsey Case

Friday, December 26, 2008

BOULDER, Colo. — A new Boulder County district attorney plans to take a new look at one of the country's most high-profile cold cases — the slaying of 6-year-old JonBenet Ramsey.

Incoming District Attorney Stan Garnett said he'll decide what to do with the investigation in his first 30 days on the job, which he starts Jan. 13. His predecessor, Mary Lacy, publicly exonerated the Ramsey family this year in the Dec. 26, 1996, murder.

"I want to look very closely at the resources of the DA's Office and make a careful decision about what resources to continue to expend on the case," Garnett said.

He said he is thinking of sending the case back to the police. The DA's office took over the investigation in 2002 because of concerns about the police department's handling of it.

Garnett said the police department likely has more resources now and is better equipped to handle the investigation.

Last July, Lacy cleared the Ramseys in the slaying and said new DNA tests pointed to an unknown outsider. Investigators hope to one day match crime scene DNA to a suspect in a growing national DNA registry.

Lacy couldn't run again because of term limits.

Denver defense attorney Larry Pozner said he believes turning the investigation back to the Boulder police is a bad idea.

"The Boulder police were neither fair, nor accurate, in their initial investigation, and there's no reason to think they should be trusted again," said Pozner, past president of the National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers.

Scott Robinson, a Denver defense attorney who has followed the case, said the Boulder Police Department is far different from more than a decade ago.

Robinson, though, said he's not sure there's much anyone can do in the absence of new DNA evidence or a verifiable confession from the killer.

"The case is as cold as cold can be," he said.

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The Mother did it and the Father helped cover it up.

Poll: 75% glad Bush is done

(CNN)-- A new national poll suggests that three out of four Americans feel President Bush's departure from office is coming not a moment too soon.

Twenty-eight percent of those polled say President Bush is the worst president in U.S. history.

Seventy-five percent of those questioned in a CNN/Opinion Research Corp. survey released Friday said they're glad Bush is going; 23 percent indicated they'll miss him.

"Earlier this year, Bush scored some of the lowest presidential approval ratings we've seen in half a century, so it's understandable that the public is eager for a new president to step in," said Keating Holland, CNN polling director.

CNN senior political analyst Bill Schneider added, "As President Bush prepares to leave office, the American public has a parting thought: Good riddance. At least that's the way three-quarters feel."

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Good riddance, indeed. But what's next?

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Why I celebrate Christmas, by the world's most famous atheist

By Liz Todd

Last updated at 3:10 PM on 23rd December 2008

Scientist and atheist Richard Dawkins has admitted he does celebrate Christmas - and enjoys singing traditional Christmas carols each festive season.

The writer and evolutionary biologist told singer Jarvis Cocker that he happily wishes everyone a Merry Christmas - and used to have a tree when his daughter was younger.

Dawkins, one of the most famous atheists in the world, was interviewed by Sheffield born Cocker when he stepped in as a Christmas guest editor on Radio Four's Today programme.

'I am perfectly happy on Christmas day to say Merry Christmas to everybody,' Dawkins said. 'I might sing Christmas carols - once I was privileged to be invited to Kings College, Cambridge, for their Christmas carols and loved it.

'I actually love most of the genuine Christmas carols. I can't bear Jingle Bells and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and you might think from that that I was religious, that I can't bear the ones that make no mention of religion. But I just think they are dreadful tunes and even more dreadful words. I like the traditional Christmas carols.'

Cocker, the former frontman for Britpop band Pulp, said he was also a fan of Christmas traditions.

'I am the same in a way,' he told Dawkins. 'I really like the kind of peripheral things about Christmas. I like the smell of tangerines and the smell of the tree and to pull crackers.'

Dawkins said his family had a typical Christmas celebration each year like so many others.

'We are not kill joys, we are not scrooges,' he said. 'We give each other presents and when my daughter was a bit younger we would have a tree. We don't now.

'We go to my sister's house for Christmas lunch which is a lovely big family occasion. Everybody thoroughly enjoys it. No church of course.

Dawkins, who pulled a cracker with Cocker on Tuesday's Today program, said he drew the line at dressing up as Father Christmas.

And he said even as a child his questioning mind made him unpopular with other parents.

'My very first Christmas, maybe my second Christmas, there was a man called Sam who apparently dressed up as Father Christmas,' he said. 'All the children loved it, all completely fooled by Father Christmas being there.

'Eventually he said: 'Ho ho ho, it's time for me to go,' back to Greenland or wherever he comes from, so he left. Then I, the youngest of all of them, said: 'Sam's gone' and completely gave the game away to all the other children.'

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."


3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

FeedFlix Gets Your Money's Worth from Netflix

 

Netflix's subscription rental service makes it easy to get nearly any DVD delivered to your doorstep, but have you ever wondered how much you're actually paying per movie or whether you're getting your money's worth?

Web site FeedFlix aims to answer that question. It does so by tapping into Netflix's API and analyzing your usage habits. Once it does so, you can see how much each rental costs you and keep track of the average time you keep your DVDs. If you don't like what you see, FeedFlix can create alerts that will send reminder emails when you've kept a movie for too long. FeedFlix even takes Watch Instantly movies into account to give you a more accurate picture of your viewing habits.

FeedFlix is a great tool to help determine if your Netflix subscription is worth the money you're paying. If it's not, you can save the cash by canceling your account or let FeedFlix help you stay on top of your rentals so you're making the most of your account.

FeedFlix [via Mashable]

Sunday, December 21, 2008

A Guide to the Best Restaurants in America

Where the Locals Eat spotlights the top 100 restaurants in each of the top 50 cities in America. This online restaurant guide includes thousands of listings as well as succinct descriptions of favorite restaurants, new discoveries and best-kept secrets, from cheeseburgers and soul food to the finest steak houses, sushi bars and New American hot spots.

http://www.wherethelocalseat.com/

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Let me know how accurate they are.

Big Babies Banned from Obama Inauguration

Posted Dec 21st 2008 3:20PM by TMZ Staff

If you planned on taking a chair or a stroller to Obama's swearing-in on Jan. 20 -- think again.
Officials are saying "safety first" as thermoses, coolers, backpacks and signs also won't be allowed along the parade route -- but it's the chairs and strollers that are causing a big fuss.
On the bright side -- there won't be a lot of babies crying when the oath is administered.

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Mistake #2. Yes, I'm counting.


Thursday, December 18, 2008

A Drink for the Holidays

Kahlua Mudslide

Ingredients: 1 Part Kahlua, 1 Part Irish Cream Liqueur, 2 Parts Vodka, 2 Parts Milk or Cream, ice cubes.

Method: Pour the Kahlua, Irish Cream and Vodka over a short glass with ice. Top with Cream or full-cream milk. Serve.

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You're welcome.

As Promised, Pat Condell on Xmas



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Happy Winter Solstice!

Obama's Rev. Warren Inaugural Pick Sparks Gay Fury

WASHINGTON -- Aretha Franklin will sing, the Rev. Rick Warren will pray and more than 11,000 U.S. troops will be watching over inauguration ceremonies in case of an attack during President-elect Barack Obama's swearing-in on Jan. 20.

But not everyone is pleased with the president-elect's selection of Rev. Warren.

Joe Solomnese, president of the Human Rights Campaign, sent a blistering letter to the president-elect, accusing him of delivering a "genuine blow" to the gay community in choosing the reverend to give the formal invocation at next month's inauguration.

"[W]e feel a deep level of disrespect when one of architects and promoters of an anti-gay agenda is given the prominence and the pulpit of your historic nomination," he wrote.

Andrew Sullivan wrote on the Atlantic Web site, "[It's] shrewd politics, but if anyone is under any illusion that Obama is interested in advancing gay equality, they should probably sober up now."

Liberal groups criticized the inclusion of Warren, whose "Purpose Driven Life" books and lectures have made his church among the largest in the country. People For the American Way President Kathryn Kolbert said Warren's support for California Proposition 8, which banned gay marriage, should have blocked his invitation.

"It's a huge mistake," said California gay rights activist Rick Jacobs, who chairs the state's Courage Campaign. "He's really the wrong person to lead the president into office."

Washington Blade editor, Kevin Naff, called the selection "Obama's first big mistake."


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The first of many I’m sure. There will be a lot of sobering up to do very soon.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Little 'Adolf Hitler' Denied Birthday Cake at New Jersey Grocery Store

EASTON, Pa. — The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child's full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance.

Heath Campbell and his wife, Deborah, are upset not only with the decision made by the nearby ShopRite, but also with an outpouring of angry Internet postings in response to a local newspaper article about the cake.

Heath Campbell, who is 35, said in an interview Tuesday that people should look forward, not back, and accept change.

"They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what [Hitler] did," he said.

After ShopRite refused the request for the cake as inappropriate, the Campbells got a cake decorated at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania, Deborah Campbell said.

About 12 people attended the birthday party on Sunday, according to Heath Campbell.

The Campbells' other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.

Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name."

Campbell said his ancestors are German and that he has lived all his life in Hunterdon County, New Jersey, which is across the Delaware River from Easton.

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Well here's another "angry Internet posting." What the hell were these parents thinking naming their kids in that fashion? Do they WANT them to have hassles all through life? It just amazes me how many idiots are out there. These people are sick!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

I Wish That TV Programs Would Stop Showing Morons in the Background

Just watch the TODAY show or ANY sporting event. What is it that makes people act like total morons when they are on camera? Some are on their cell phones, most likely calling someone they know and telling them that they are on TV. SO WHAT? In any event, I find it to be distracting when someone is being interviewed and you have to see the idiots in the background waving and cheering. Put yourself on YouTube if you get that excited about being on camera.

And don't even get me started about sporting events. THOSE nitwits are the worst. Besides having the jerks who are in the background of the reporter making ALL manner of ridiculous mannerisms at the camera, what is with the get-up of those at the game? Multi-colored afro hair, multi-colored face makeup, wearing no shirts in freezing weather, and pretty much acting like they belong in a mental institution under lockdown.

Now, I can understand being happy about your team winning, but for heaven's sake, why act like someone who needs to be in a straight jacket?

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Rolling paper co. sues over 'Obama' T-shirts

The shirts designs show an image of the president-elect smoking

The T-shirt design (right) could "subject Bambu to criticism and scorn" if people take it to depict the future president smoking marijuana, the Bambu rolling paper company wrote in a complaint filed in federal court in Manhattan about it's design (left).


updated 10:22 a.m. ET, Sun., Dec. 14, 2008

NEW YORK - A prominent cigarette paper maker with drug-culture cachet is accusing a T-shirt company of stealing its distinctive style for a design celebrating President-elect Barack Obama's victory.

Bambu Sales Inc. — a 244-year-old firm that proudly notes its products' inclusion in such films as "Totally Baked: A Pot-u-mentary" and the "Cheech and Chong" series — filed a federal trademark-infringement lawsuit Friday against Love Fatigues LLC. The suit says Love Fatigues copied the curvy script and beige-and-white striped background used on Bambu's packages and its own T-shirts.

Love Fatigues' shirts say "Obama" in Bambu-like type. Some feature a version of the Panama-hat-clad smoker found in some Bambu logos — but with Obama's face.

The design could "subject Bambu to criticism and scorn" if people take it to depict the future president smoking marijuana, the company wrote in a complaint filed in federal court in Manhattan.

Making matters worse, Bambu complained, Love Fatigues advertised its gear in a Bambu standby: High Times magazine.

Love Fatigues is "capitalizing on and profiting from Bambu's stellar reputation," the Westbury-based company complained.

But Love Fatigues owner and Obama supporter Seamus McGovern said the design is an artistic twist on a familiar symbol — not commercial copycatting.

www.lovefatigues.com
Obama 'Presidential Papers' T-shirts come in four styles and sell for $22 at lovefatigues.com. The rolling paper company seeks to have the shirts destroyed.

McGovern launched the Brooklyn-based company three years ago with camouflage designs formed out of embracing human figures. He said he has copyrighted several designs involving derivative artwork, or art that builds on an existing creation.

"I feel very confident I'm not in any copyright infringement" with the Bambu-related image, McGovern said in an interview. "They're coming out and just trying to stop a form of expression, the need for change."

He said the Obama shirts were inspired by the Bambu lettering — not by the Democrat's on-and-off cigarette smoking habit, which he has said he has tried to quit.

Bambu wants a judge to award it the T-shirts' profits, as well as unspecified damages. It also wants the T-shirts turned over to be destroyed.

Obama representatives did not immediately respond to an e-mail inquiry late Friday.

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It sure looks like copyright infringement to me.

Well, I Can Think of Worse Things to Throw

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Are you wearing clothing with a zipper? I'll bet the letters YKK are embedded on it.

YKK is a huge company that makes zippers!

Here is a bit of zipper history. The "clasp locker" as it was called, was invented in 1891 by Whitcomb L. Judson. The clasp locker was an assemblage of hooks and eyes that Judson thought would save people time and sore backs fastening their shoes with one hand. Later, in 1913, Gideon Sundback of Sweden developed the predecessor of today's zipper that used metal teeth, and patented it in 1917. Sundback's design was the first design that saw practical use. Sundback's "separable fastener" had more fasteners per inch than the earlier clasp locker. Later, the B.F. Goodrich Co. used the separable fastener in some rubber boots and came up with the name "zipper" because the boots could be fastened with one hand. Today, zippers are also made of plastic as well.

Founded in Japan in 1934, YKK was called Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha, but 60 years later the company changed its company name to match its brand name. The privately held YKK Co. is headquartered in Japan and is made up of 80 companies at 206 facilities in 52 countries. YKK makes the entire zipper including the dyed cloth and the brass used to make the zipper.


Photo courtesy of Midwest Trim Inc.

YKK zippers are found in:

  • Clothing
  • Furniture
  • Automobiles
  • Luggage
  • Sports equipment

A YKK factory site in Macon, Ga., produces 7 million zippers a day, in a total of 1,500 styles in more than 427 standard colors. It's the largest zipper factory in the world. The Macon site produces its own brass to make the teeth and slider parts of a zipper. The same factory also produces and dyes the yarn that is woven into the fabric portion of a zipper. And YKK also produces the machines that make the zippers! YKK has leveraged its knowledge of working with metals to form an aluminum building products division that now accounts for two-thirds of YKK's worldwide sales.

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And there is your bit of trivia for the day.

Lunatic Atheists


















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Alllll-righty then!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Separated at Birth?





Bob's Big Boy and disgraced Governor of Illinois Rod Blagojevich.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Keith Olbermann on Gay Marriage



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Amen!

If u cn rd this quickly, gd 4 u

Mobile phone text-message abbreviations and simplifications are not ruining our spelling, but they do take much longer to read and understand than conventional English, a small Australian study has shown.

University of Tasmania lecturer Nenagh Kemp asked 55 undergraduate students to compose, and then to read aloud, text messages in English and in "textese."

While students were significantly faster using textese, it took almost half the number of students twice as long to read these messages aloud than messages written in proper English.

The students also made more errors reading the textese messages compared to the ones written in English.

"It's quicker to write in textisms, but when you go on to read it, it took people longer. As skilled adult readers, we're used to reading full words and sentences, so it is harder for us to decipher," Kemp, a psychology lecturer who specializes in language use, told Reuters.

Kemp said her research showed that despite the popular belief that textese is ruining spelling, it actually does not reflect literary skills, at least in adults.

She said that an awareness of sound structure and grammar was significantly linked to the ability to decipher some textese.

"It's fine to use textese on a mobile phone, as it saves you time, but you have to make sure your reader understands it," she added. "And don't let it creep into your emails, student essays or job applications. Keep the boundaries."

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Wrong! Sorry, but I believe that nonsense like that IS ruining spelling abilities. Just take a look at just about ANY Internet forum that consists mainly of teenagers. The grammar and spelling skills of the participants are absolutely appalling!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

TwoDaLoo - The Toilet For Two


The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world's first toilet two people can use at the same time (it's actually two toilets joined together). I'm not sure why anybody would what to sit so close to somebody whilst having a dump.

This website that is selling the toilet says that the there is a premium version which includes a 7-inch TV and iPod dock and could 'save rocky marriages'.

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NO way, NO how. Ain't gonna happen. I think that people should have SEPARATE bathrooms!

Monday, December 8, 2008

What Is Secular Humanism?

Secular Humanism is a term which has come into use in the last thirty years to describe a world view with the following elements and principles:

* A conviction that dogmas, ideologies and traditions, whether religious, political or social, must be weighed and tested by each individual and not simply accepted on faith.

* Commitment to the use of critical reason, factual evidence, and scientific methods of inquiry, rather than faith and mysticism, in seeking solutions to human problems and answers to important human questions.

* A primary concern with fulfillment, growth, and creativity for both the individual and humankind in general.

* A constant search for objective truth, with the understanding that new knowledge and experience constantly alter our imperfect perception of it.

* A concern for this life and a commitment to making it meaningful through better understanding of ourselves, our history, our intellectual and artistic achievements, and the outlooks of those who differ from us.

* A search for viable individual, social and political principles of ethical conduct, judging them on their ability to enhance human well-being and individual responsibility.

* A conviction that with reason, an open marketplace of ideas, good will, and tolerance, progress can be made in building a better world for ourselves and our children.

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If anyone is curious, that is essentially what I subscribe to. For more:

http://www.secularhumanism.org/index.php?page=what&section=main

Sunday, December 7, 2008

"Leverage" Premieres Tonight at 10/9c on TNT


Leverage In "Leverage", Oscar® winner Timothy Hutton stars as Nate Ford, an insurance investigator who once specialized in recovering stolen goods worth millions. But after his former company denied his son's insurance claims and allowed the boy to die, Nate now heads up a team of thieves, hackers and grifters who take revenge against those who use power and wealth to victimize others. Together, they execute scams, con games and double crosses in the name of justice.



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I'm going to watch. It sounds interesting.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Wearing 'almost homeless' sign, ex-executive seeks work

NEW YORK (CNN) -- Paul Nawrocki says he's beyond the point where he cares about humiliation.

Paul Nawracki, jobless since February, stands on New York corners with a sign announcing his job search.

That's why he weekly takes a 90-minute train ride to New York, where he walks the streets wearing a sandwich board that advertises his plight: The former toy-industry executive needs a job.

"Almost homeless," reads the sign. "Looking for employment. Very experienced operations and administration manager."

Wearing a suit and tie under the sign, Nawrocki -- who was in the toy industry 36 years before being laid off in February -- stands on Manhattan corners for hours, hoping to pass resumes to interested passers-by.

"When you're out of work and you face having nothing -- I mean, having no income -- pride doesn't mean anything," Nawrocki said. "You need to find work."

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This will be me any day now.


Transcript of statement by Judge Jackie Glass at O.J. Simpson sentencing

Earlier in this case, at a bail hearing, I asked — said — to Mr. Simpson I didn't know if he was arrogant or ignorant or both. And during the trial and through this proceeding, I got this answer, and it was both.

At the time — not after you've been locked up for 64 days at the time of this event — and at the time I saw you at the bail hearing, it was clear to the court that you believed you could do in Las Vegas what you couldn't do elsewhere. You could get your stuff back.

Now there's still questions about whose stuff it is. I think that's still in dispute. You thought it was yours. Your counsel said that over and over again to me during the trial, and now during the sentencing, as well as you. The tapes, however, in this case indicated to me when I listened that you didn't want all of those items to fall into the hands of the Goldmans. And you were heard on the tape making reference to them as the gold diggers. That was then, this is now.

So you put your group together and you went to the Palace Station to get those items back. And what you didn't know, and also you, Mr. Stewart, didn't know, was the planning was taped, the event was taped, phone calls were taped, conversations were taped. They had videotape of you going in and videotape of you going out, and the party afterwards were (cq) taped. Everything in the case was on tape.

And it's your own words, Mr. Simpson, your own words that can be heard throughout those events that have brought you here to this seat in my courtroom. 'Cause we heard it all. And what came out on the tapes said to me, and obviously to the jury, that the evidence in this case was overwhelming. It was overwhelming.

How often as a judge do I sit and listen to a trial and hear everything laid out for me to be able to hear? It's very rare.

Now, the event in question, in the room at the Palace Station where ... I went to that room, and it was a little bitty room, and there were a lot of you big guys in that little bitty room. And when I heard the tape, that was not a "Oh, just give me my stuff back, I want my stuff." That was, "Nobody leave the room."

That was actually a very violent event. And I don't care what Beardsley says now, or what Fromong says now. I know what Beardsley says immediately afterwards when he called the police. We heard that too. And that was a violent event. Guns were brought. Gun — at least one gun was drawn. The potential for harm to occur in that room was tremendous. And I don't know — I don't know how fortunate you consider yourself to be at this moment — but really, truly, if the gun had gone off and bullets started flying, not only could one in the room have been hurt, but some poor tourists walking down the hallway or worker at that hotel could have been hurt. That is why we have rules in the state of Nevada that say you can't take back your own property by force, anybody else's property by force. You can't do it. There's no self-help. You cannot do it. But you did.

Now, I hear Mr. Galanter. He says Mr. Simpson was just stupid, he didn't really mean to do anything wrong. That is not really evidenced by what transpired here. When you take a gun with you and you take men with you to show in a show of force, that's not just a hey, give me my stuff back. That's something else. And that's what went on here. And that's why we are all here because this is not behavior that we can just say, oops, it's OK, no problem, don't worry. No harm, no foul.

Then after the event, all of a sudden the realization hits and there are phone calls made. There was no gun, there was no gun, there was no gun. Mr. Simpson made those phone calls. There was no gun. Well, why in the heck would he be calling anybody to say there was no gun? Except the fact that he realized there was a gun, and oops, I might be in some trouble. And then at the party, at the party, the laughter, the joking, Did you see the look on his face? Ha-ha-ha. Isn't this funny? You knew what was going on there. You knew.

And Mr. Stewart, you got caught up in something. I'm not sure how much you knew, but clearly Mr. Simpson knew.

I actually am surprised that I heard from you, Mr. Simpson. I believed there wasn't going to be a statement from you, and I was going to be concerned about your lack of responsibility for this action. And it's kind of a fine line in what you said to me. I hear what you said and what Mr. Galanter said, which is I didn't intend to do anything wrong, so I must not have done something wrong, so there was no criminal intent, it was just all stupidity. I have to tell you now, it was much more than stupidity. And it's rare that I have somebody talking to me at a sentencing about mens rea (legal term for "guilty mind") and criminal intent. It doesn't matter. You went to the room, and you took guns — meaning you and the group. You used force. You took property, whether it was yours or somebody else's. And in this state, that amounts to robbery, with use of a deadly weapon. Whether it's you having the gun, or Mr. McClinton having the gun, or Mr. Alexander having the gun.

And when I first started this trial and I talked to the jury when we had the whole panel in, I stated to the group that if this was — if they were here because they wanted to punish Mr. Simpson for what happened previously, then this was not the case for them. And I meant that. As the judge in this case, I'm not here to sentence Mr. Simpson for what has happened in his life previously in the criminal justice system. As a judge who presides in this courtroom every day and over trials — hundreds of trials during the six years I have been here, I have great respect for the criminal justice system. I am part of it. And as a judge who has taken jury verdicts for years, I respect the verdicts of my juries. I have to respect what happened in the case 13 years ago with Mr. Simpson. The jury decided. There are many people that disagreed with that verdict, but that doesn't matter to me. What matters to me is that the state brought charges, a trial was conducted, and evidence was heard, testimony received, the jury deliberated. They reached a verdict. And I have to respect that verdict as well. There is nothing more that's going to happen here, other than a sentence for you, Mr. Stewart, and a sentence for you, Mr. Simpson, based on the evidence that occurred in this case. I'm not here to try and cause any retribution or any payback for anything else. I want that to be perfectly clear to everybody. Because if I did, then I wouldn't be doing my job as a judge who presides over a courtroom in this jurisdiction.

OK. The problem is that I can't ignore that the behavior at the time on September 13th was reckless. It disregarded the law, the law was broken, force was used, guns were used — or at least a gun was used — there was another gun there. The potential for harm was great. You're fortunate nothing happened. Property was stolen. The jury convicted you, and now I'll sentence you.

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Feel free to rot in jail, Orenthal James. It couldn't have happened to a more deserving individual.


10 Reasons to Choose Firefox Over Internet Explorer

#1: Less Crashes
Flat out, Firefox crashes less often than Internet Explorer does. Also, on the rare occasion that it does crash, you have the option to restore the session. This means that all of the pages you were viewing, at the time of the crash, will reload.

#2: More to Offer
Firefox has a lot more to offer than Internet Explorer does. Not only does Firefox come with several search engines preloaded, but it also allows you to download other applications that can be used with your browser. Forecastfox, for example, will display weather conditions in the lower, right-hand side of your browser.

#3: Pop-ups
Internet Explorer is pop-up hell. Even if you use the built-in pop-up blocker, you will quickly become annoyed. With Firefox, you can easily block unwanted pop-ups, while still being able to easily view the pop-ups that you need.

#4: Security
Hackers love Internet Explorer. Why, because Internet Explorer makes it very easy for them to hack into people's computers. Internet Explorer is known for having several security flaws. While Firefox will have the occasional problem, they will do everything possible to fix it as soon as it occurs, unlike Internet Explorer.

#5: Bugs
Internet Explorer is known for having problems. These problems can be security issues, crashes, or even the browser closing for no reason at all. Firefox, on the other hand, rarely has problems. When a problem does occur, it is quickly fixed.

#6: Updates
Internet Explorer rarely updates it's browser, while Firefox puts out an update about twice a year, if not more often. Why is this such a big deal? Updates are important because they help to keep browsers more secure and running smoothly.

#7: Load Time
Websites will actually load quicker when you use Firefox. Internet Explorer can sometimes take several minutes to load detailed pages. It doesn't matter if you're using DSL or Dialup either. The time it takes to load a website is always quicker when you use Firefox.

#8: Open Source
Firefox is open source software. What does this mean? This means that anyone can make changes to Firefox. If there is a security issue that needs to be fixed, literally thousands of people can be working to fix this problem. Internet Explorer is not open source. This means that only Microsoft employees will be able to work on these issues, meaning that it will take a lot longer to fix the same problem.

#9: Download
The download manager in Firefox makes it a superior browser. With the download manager you will be able to see your download's progress and even pause the download if you need to. This is great if your connection speed drops and needs to be reset. This way, you don't have to reset the download completely. Instead, you can pick up where you left off.

#10: It's Not Microsoft
The best reason of all would have to be the fact that Firefox is not owned by Microsoft. Does this reason really need any further explanation?

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So there.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Missing atheist sign found in Washington state

(CNN) -- An atheist sign criticizing Christianity that was erected alongside a Nativity scene was taken from the Legislative Building in Olympia, Washington, on Friday and later found in a ditch.
The Freedom from Religion Foundation had a placard up in the Legislative Building in Olympia, Washington.

An employee from country radio station KMPS-FM in Seattle told CNN the sign was dropped off at the station by someone who found it in a ditch.

"I thought it would be safe," Freedom From Religion Foundation co-founder Annie Laurie Gaylor told CNN earlier Friday. "It's always a shock when your sign is censored or stolen or mutilated. It's not something you get used to."

The sign, which celebrates the winter solstice, has had some residents and Christian organizations calling atheists Scrooges because they said it was attacking the celebration of Jesus Christ's birth.

"Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds," the sign from the Freedom From Religion Foundation says in part.

The sign, which was at the Legislative Building at 6:30 a.m. PT, was gone by 7:30 a.m., Gaylor said.

The incident will not stifle the group's message, Gaylor said. Before reports of the placard's recovery, she said a temporary sign with the same message would be placed in the building's Rotunda. Gaylor said a note would be attached saying, "Thou shalt not steal."

"I guess they don't follow their own commandments," Gaylor said. "There's nothing out there with the atheist point of view, and now there is such a firestorm that we have the audacity to exist. And then [whoever took the sign] stifles our speech."

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There can be no doubt that atheists are the "new gay" when it comes to hatred.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

The Best Comeback I've Ever Seen in a Debate



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Quayle certainly made some harebrained comments in his brief time in the public eye.

Don't They Float?

$200,000 worth of inflatable boobs are lost at sea. Last seen on a cargo ship bound for the land down under, the 130,000 breasts, intended to be a free giveaway in the January issue of men's magazine Ralph, have mysteriously disappeared, according to a story (called "Storm in a C Cup") in WAToday. Ralph editor Santi Pintado has issued a cry for help, urging anyone who has information regarding the displaced breasts to contact him. So far, the only explanation he has come up with is pirates. A likely explanation. In the world of booty, they're moving on up.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Phone conversations distract drivers more than passengers

By John Timmer | Published: December 01, 2008 - 11:52AM CT

Human beings have a finite capacity for working memory, which tracks a limited number of items for the short periods of time it takes to complete the task at hand. So it's no surprise that many studies have found that cell phone conversations have a serious impact on driving skills, in some ways comparable to that of alcohol. A cursory analysis would suggest that all conversations should be equally distracting, but real-world experience shows that this isn't the case—it appears that passengers actually improve the performance of the people driving them about. A new study gets into the reasons for this discrepancy.

The introduction to the study describes a variety of previous work that describe at least three aspects of driving that appear to be negatively impacted by cell phone use. The first is basic control; drivers on cell phones have a pronounced tendency to drift around in (and potentially out of) the lane they're occupying. The second is tactical, which involves adjusting to the cars around you on the road through activities like maintaining a braking distance. Finally, studies have shown that drivers engaged in cell phone conversations are bad at strategic or task-focused processes, such as actually getting to their intended destination.

In the view of the new study's authors, there are two major issues with this past work. The first is that the prior studies simulate both driving and conversation with varying degrees of accuracy. But the second is that real-world data suggests that not all conversations are created equal. Epidemiological studies of auto accidents suggest that cell phone usage quadruples the risk of getting involved in a crash; in contrast, having an adult passenger in a vehicle actually reduces the chances of being involved in an accident.

Full Story:

http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20081201-for-drivers-passenger-and-phone-conversations-arent-equal.html

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I believe that Sash may disagree.

Ky. atheists want God out of homeland security

State law requires office to acknowledge divine help in anti-terror efforts

FRANKFORT, Kentucky
- A group of atheists filed a lawsuit Tuesday seeking to remove part of a state anti-terrorism law that requires Kentucky's Office of Homeland Security to acknowledge it can't keep the state safe without God's help.

American Atheists Inc. sued in state court over a 2002 law that stresses God's role in Kentucky's homeland security alongside the military, police agencies and health departments.

Of particular concern is a 2006 clause requiring the Office of Homeland Security to post a plaque that says the safety and security of the state "cannot be achieved apart from reliance upon almighty God" and to stress that fact through training and educational materials.

The plaque, posted at the Kentucky Emergency Operations Center in Frankfort, includes the Bible verse: "Except the Lord keep the city, the watchman waketh but in vain."

"It is one of the most egregiously and breathtakingly unconstitutional actions by a state legislature that I've ever seen," said Edwin F. Kagin, national legal director of Parsippany, New Jersey-based American Atheists Inc. The group claims the law violates both the state and U.S. constitutions.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Study finds Internet searches boost brain

LOS ANGELES , Nov. 30 (UPI) -- Searching the Internet exercises the brains of older people by activating their neural circuitry, says UCLA's Memory & Aging Research Center.

Internet searches activate regions in the brain that control complex reasoning and decision making, the Center found in a nine-month study of 24 neurologically normal volunteers, with similar education levels, ages 55 to 76.

The test subjects showed richer sensory experience and heightened attention when conducting Internet searches, as opposed to reading book-like text on computers, said Gary Small, the Center's director, noting the brain activity was recorded in MRI results.

Not enough research yet exists to show whether Internet use can ward off dementia, The San Francisco Chronicle reported Sunday, noting Alzheimer's cases in the United States are expected to quadruple by 2050.

The Center's findings are to be published next month in the Journal of Geriatric Psychiatry.

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If that were true I'd be a genius right now.

Ho Ho Horror!


So THIS is why some people don't tell their kids about Santa Claus!

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Black Friday Idiocy

Wal-Mart worker dies in rush

NEW YORK
- Police were reviewing video from surveillance cameras in an attempt to identify who trampled to death a Wal-Mart worker after a crowd of post-Thanksgiving shoppers burst through the doors at a suburban store and knocked him down.

Criminal charges were possible, but identifying individual shoppers in Friday's video may prove difficult, said Detective Lt. Michael Fleming, a Nassau County police spokesman.

Other workers were trampled as they tried to rescue the man, and customers stepped over him and became irate when officials said the store was closing because of the death, police and witnesses said.

At least four other people, including a woman who was eight months pregnant, were taken to hospitals for observation or minor injuries. The store in Valley Stream on Long Island closed for several hours before reopening.

Police said about 2,000 people were gathered outside the Wal-Mart doors before its 5 a.m. opening at a mall about 20 miles east of Manhattan. The impatient crowd knocked the employee, identified by police as Jdimytai Damour, to the ground as he opened the doors, leaving a metal portion of the frame crumpled like an accordion.

"This crowd was out of control," Fleming said. He described the scene as "utter chaos," and said the store didn't have enough security.

Dozens of store employees trying to fight their way out to help Damour were also getting trampled by the crowd, Fleming said. Shoppers stepped over the man on the ground and streamed into the store.

Damour, 34, of Queens, was taken to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead around 6 a.m., police said. The exact cause of death has not been determined.'

A 28-year-old pregnant woman was taken to a hospital, where she and the baby were reported to be OK, said police Sgt. Anthony Repalone.

Kimberly Cribbs, who witnessed the stampede, said shoppers were acting like "savages."

"When they were saying they had to leave, that an employee got killed, people were yelling `I've been on line since yesterday morning,'" she said. "They kept shopping."

Wal-Mart Stores Inc., based in Bentonville, Ark., called the incident a "tragic situation" and said the employee came from a temporary agency and was doing maintenance work at the store. It said it tried to prepare for the crowd by adding staffers and outside security workers, putting up barricades and consulting police.

"Despite all of our precautions, this unfortunate event occurred," senior Vice President Hank Mullany said in a statement. "Our thoughts and prayers go out to the families of those impacted."

A woman reported being trampled by overeager customers at a Wal-Mart opening Friday in Farmingdale, about 15 miles east of Valley Stream, Suffolk County police said. She suffered minor injuries, but finished shopping before filling the report, police said.

Shoppers around the country line up early outside stores on the day after Thanksgiving in the annual bargain-hunting ritual known as Black Friday. It got that name because it has historically been the day when stores broke into profitability for the full year.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Darn Moment of Silence

And speaking of Rosie O'Donnell...

NBC's Rosie O’Donnell variety show disappoints

Rosie O'Donnell gave NBC a real turkey.

The network's attempt to revive the primetime variety show failed to draw an audience Wednesday night, tying for the evening's lowest-rated program.

A mere 5 million viewers tuned in for the 8 p.m. premiere of "Rosie Live," with the program earning a 1.2 preliminary adults 18-49 rating. The telecast matched ABC's recently canceled "Pushing Daisies" as the night's lowest-rated program on a major broadcast network.

NBC had high hopes for the special and planned to expand the program into a series should viewers re-embrace the decades-old variety format. Other networks, too, were watching closely since several are developing variety shows of their own.

"There's a notion that the climate is right for the genre to make a comeback," emailed one executive at a rival network. "I guess we now know what not to do, thanks to Rosie."

Segments included Kathy Griffin impersonating Nancy Grace, Alec Baldwin hitting Conan O'Brian with a pie, O'Donnell singing "City Lights" with Liza Minnelli and Jane Krakowski doing a product-placement-themed striptease for White Castle burgers and Crest Whitestrips.

Critics were not kind. The NY Times described it as "hokey comedy with an enemies list." TV Guide called it a "ghastly ego trip." And the LA Times asked, "Rosie, what on earth were you thinking?"

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Ann Coulter's jaw broken and will be wired shut

by Alley Hector, OregonLive.com
Tuesday November 25, 2008, 11:20 AM

It's too easy to make a pun about one of the biggest mouths in the conservative movement being silenced. So I'll leave the clever quips about Ann Coulter's broken jaw to the pop blogs.

But I do have to admit to some schadenfreude upon hearing that the woman who just can't keep her mouth shut will have to quite literally do so for several weeks, as her jaw is to be wired shut.

Reports have been sketchy as to the reason behind the broken jaw. I'm sure there have been visions of a fist fight with Rosie O'Donnell or just any liberal pundit taking a crack shot at that long face but it seems that it was only a nasty fall that Coulter took about a month back.

The timing is less than opportune, as Coulter is currently in the process of finishing the audio version of her upcoming book, The New Ann Coulter.

For more info on why Coulter is so good at causing ruckus and getting liberal panties in a bunch, you can check out a site dedicated to hating her, anticoulter.com.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Trailer

Author: The Beatles were a 'spiritual force'

(CNN) -- When John Lennon remarked in 1966 that the Beatles were then "more popular than Jesus" his comments prompted outrage in the U.S. But this weekend the Vatican's newspaper paid tribute to the band on the 40th anniversary of the release of the "White Album" in an article interpreted by some as a papal pardon for Lennon.

CNN's Alessio Vinci spoke to Steve Turner, author "The Gospel According To The Beatles," about the controversy that helped to end the Beatles' touring career.

Q: Was Lennon surprised by the storm his comment generated?

A: I think John Lennon was surprised because it had been said in a casual way to a journalist who was a personal friend of his and he had no idea it would cause that sort of controversy. When it did happen he was actually quite frightened because they were about to go off on tour and there were these threats to their lives and a clairvoyant made some predictions that their plane would crash. It was really quite frightening and they wanted to cancel the tour but they knew they couldn't. They were under obligation to the tour promoters. And when he made his apology in Chicago, (the band's) press officer told me that John was actually in tears before he went in to make the apology.

Q: Was his apology sincere?

A: His apology was very carefully worded. He never said "I didn't mean that;" he kind of said, "if it was taken that way, that's not what I meant," but he never actually retracted it. The reason it happened that way, in America particularly, is that people thought the Beatles were getting too big, too proud and it was a way of putting them down and I think people grabbed that opportunity.

Q: Did they care at all what the Vatican newspaper had to say at the time?
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A: I don't know that the Beatles had any particular concern about what the Vatican said. I know the Vatican did say something at the time. But by that time, everybody was pitching in with their opinion, and it just kind of gathered pace.

Q: If he were alive, what would he say about his "rehabilitation?"

A: It's very hard to say what John Lennon would say now if he knew that the pope had forgiven him or the Catholic Church had forgiven him because on the one hand he wrote to an American evangelist called Oral Roberts and said he had been very sorry. But in a book he said he was very glad that it had happened because it effectively ended the Beatles. Because that tour was so bad that it became the last tour the Beatles ever did. So he thought, "Thank you Jesus for causing this to happen -- because you gave me a solo career."

Q: How spiritual were the Beatles?

A: The Beatles started out as atheists and agnostics and I think as everybody knows they became more interested in spiritual things. They went out to India in 1968 and I think in a way the Beatles became a spiritual force themselves. And I think that John actually saw that. He saw Christianity and rock'n'roll as competitors. Only three years later, after 1966, you had the Woodstock festival and you get rock music almost performing a religious function. So I think in a way he was aware of what was happening. The Beatles were almost becoming a religion and exerting a spiritual force over people.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Sweet Potato Stir Fry

Forget the old boring sweet potatoes this Thanksgiving.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Vatican: Beatles music better than today's songs

VATICAN CITY (AP) -- Vatican media are praising the Beatles' musical legacy and sounding philosophical about John Lennon's boast that the British band was more popular than Jesus.

Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano recalls that Lennon's comment outraged many when he made it in 1966.

But it says in its Saturday edition that the remark can be written off now as the bragging of a young man wrestling with unexpected success.

The newspaper as well as Vatican Radio last week noted the 40th anniversary of the Beatles' "White Album."

It said the album demonstrated how creative the Beatles were, compared with what it called the "standardized, stereotypical" songs being produced today.

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Gee...42 years later. I wonder who they are trying to brown up. Seriously, this comes off as incredibly condescending. "Oh, we can forgive him... he was just some young man unable to cope with success! He couldn't possibly have meant it..."

God Bless Atheism

Michael Buble

If you have an interest in "Big Band" types of music, I can recommend Michael Buble.

Michael Steven Bublé (Pronounced boo-BLAY) is a Canadian big band singer and actor. He has won several awards, including a Grammy and multiple Juno Awards. While his first album achieved modest chart success in the United States, it reached the top ten in Lebanon, the UK and his home country of Canada. However, he did find commercial success in the U.S. with his 2005 album It's Time. His 2007 album Call Me Irresponsible reached number one on the Billboard 200. Bublé has sold more than 20 million albums worldwide including 8 million in the USA alone.