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Saturday, February 28, 2009

What If You're Wrong?

Obama Announces Plan to End Iraq Combat Missions by August 2010

Obama, declaring there is "renewed cause for hope in Iraq," on Friday announced his plan to end combat operations in Iraq by August of next year.

"Let me say this as plainly as I can. By August 31, 2010, our combat mission in Iraq will end," Obama told Marines at Camp Lejeune, N.C.

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Right. I'll believe it when I see it.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Ed McMahon hospitalized in Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES - A spokesman for Ed McMahon says the television personality is in intensive care in a Los Angeles hospital.

Spokesman Howard Bragman says the 85-year-old former “Tonight Show” sidekick has been hospitalized for a number of weeks, and has pneumonia and other unspecified ailments.

Bragman will not name the hospital, but says McMahon’s wife and family members are present.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Conjoined Twins Abby and Brittany Turn 16

Are you a Psychopath?

While at the funeral of her mother, she met a man whom she did not know. She thought he was amazing, her dream guy, and she fell in love with him but never asked for his number and could not find him after the funeral.
A few days later the girl killed her sister.

What was her motive in killing her sister?


She was hoping that the guy would appear at the sister’s funeral.
If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers have taken this test and answered it correctly.
If you didn’t answer correctly, good for you.

Monday, February 23, 2009

For the 3 people on the planet who have not seen Gone With The Wind - Here's A Teaser


Gone With The Wind
(1939) is often considered the most beloved, enduring and popular film of all time. Sidney Howard's script was derived from Margaret Mitchell's first and only published, best-selling Civil War and Reconstruction Period novel of 1,037 pages that first appeared in 1936, but was mostly written in the late 1920s. Producer David O. Selznick had acquired the film rights to Mitchell's novel in July, 1936 for $50,000 - a record amount at the time to an unknown author for her first novel, causing some to label the film "Selznick's Folly." At the time of the film's release, the fictional book had surpassed 1.5 million copies sold. More records were set when the film was first aired on television in two parts in late 1976, and controversy arose when it was restored and released theatrically in 1998.

The famous film, shot in three-strip Technicolor, is cinema's greatest, star-studded, historical epic film of the Old South during wartime that boasts an immortal cast in a timeless, classic tale of a love-hate romance. The indomitable heroine, Scarlett O'Hara, struggles to find love during the chaotic Civil War years and afterwards, and ultimately must seek refuge for herself and her family back at the beloved plantation Tara.

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Vivian Leigh, who was in almost every scene, gave the performance of a lifetime. Her changes from an innocent young girl to a dominating yet vulnerable (in some instances) woman is nothing short of amazing. This film has it all...it will make you laugh, cry, and think. Forget about the crap that is being shown today, this film defines what it means to be a classic.

Socialism Seems to be a Dirty Word, BUT....

Socialism refers to a broad set of economic theories of social organization advocating public or state ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods, and a society characterized by equal opportunities for all individuals, with a fair or egalitarian method of compensation.

Socialists mainly share the belief that capitalism unfairly concentrates power and wealth among a small segment of society that controls capital, creates an unequal society, and does not provide equal opportunities for everyone in society. Therefore socialists advocate the creation of a society in which wealth and power are distributed more evenly based on the amount of work expended, although there is considerable disagreement among socialists over how, and to what extent this could be achieved.

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In this day and age it almost seems workable, does it not? As the definition says, there is disagreement as to what extent this could be achieved, but if you are one of the many who are out of work and with little hope, it almost sounds like a plan.

`Slumdog Millionaire' kid stars face uphill battle

Now that Slumdog Millionaire won 8 oscars and grossed $100 million, will Danny Boyle give his child stars more than a few thousand bucks so that their parents don't have to sell scrap metal for a living?

By ERIKA KINETZ

MUMBAI, India (AP) — They are not your typical movie stars.

Ten-year-old Azharuddin Mohammed Ismail lives in a lean-to made of tarpaulins and blankets. Nine-year-old Rubina Ali's home is a tiny bubble-gum pink shack. A murky open sewer runs down her narrow lane.

Plucked from one of Mumbai's teeming slums to star in the Oscar-nominated hit "Slumdog Millionaire," they are India's real slumdog millionaires.

Like the film's hero, an impoverished tea seller who wins money and love on India's version of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire," they now have a chance to escape the grinding poverty they were born into. But as their still-unfolding story shows, things never go as smoothly in real life.

The filmmakers are helping the children, but fast discovering that good intentions and deep pockets don't guarantee success. Meanwhile, sudden fame and relative fortune are sowing resentment within the families and with neighbors, who wonder why their big-eyed boys weren't cast instead.

The Fox Searchlight release has grossed more than $100 million, but the children's lives seem nearly as fragile as before.

"He's supposed to be the hero in the movie, but look how he's living," said Azharuddin's mother, Shameem Ismail, sitting on a rotting board outside their lean-to. "It's a zero."

About 65 million Indians, roughly a quarter of the urban population, live in slums, according to government surveys.

"Most of them are doomed to remain as they are," said Amitabh Kundu, dean of Jawaharlal Nehru University's School of Social Sciences in New Delhi.

It's too early to tell whether Rubina and Azharuddin — Azhar to his friends — will buck the trend.

The filmmakers debated whether to use slum kids at all.

"Part of your brain thinks, would it distort their lives too much?" said Danny Boyle, the British director, by phone from London. "Then someone said, 'These people have so much prejudice against them in their lives. Why should we be prejudiced against them as well?'"

Boyle and producer Christian Colson figured education was the best way to help Rubina and Azhar. They got them places in Aseema, a nonprofit, English-language school for underprivileged kids in Mumbai.

Some arrive at Aseema with matted hair, never having seen a mirror before. Many need counseling. On one blackboard, the lesson of the day read: "I must close my mouth when I eat."

School chairwoman Dilbur Parakh said half make it through high school, and she tries to find vocational training for the rest.

The filmmakers also paid the children for 30 days of acting work, gave the families a small monthly stipend and set up trust funds that Rubina and Azhar can tap once they graduate.

Colson describes the amount in the trust as substantial, but won't tell anyone how much — not even the parents — for fear of making the kids vulnerable to exploitation.

The filmmakers have also faced criticism that they didn't fairly compensate the children, but have declined to reveal how much they paid, again citing fear of exploitation.

"It's becoming a full-time job dealing with the daily hassle," Boyle said. Still, he added, "I'm glad we did it, even with all the headache."

He hopes to give Rubina and Azhar an education rather than a jackpot — what he called a "slow nurturing" instead of "a sudden dash for glory."

"Moviemaking is distorting," Boyle said. "The last thing you want to do is turn them into a star."

But directing movies is easier than directing lives. Stardom is already distorting Rubina's world.

The latest additions to her family's meager belongings — some stainless-steel pots and old blankets — are two small photo albums.

Inside are photographs of Rubina wearing a glittering "salwar kameez" outfit and sitting in a helicopter, ready to fly off to a strange new world of red carpets and Bollywood heroes.

"My friends when they see me on TV say, 'Look, you're going to be a big actress when you grow up. You're going to forget us,'" Rubina said. "I say, 'You are my best friends. How can I forget you?'"

She dashed outside and scurried along the sewer. "See this?" she said, pointing at a tract of weeds. She seemed proud to pronounce a new English word to a foreign visitor: "jungle."

But on the narrow, dirty lanes Rubina knows best, most kids speak Hindi and Urdu and forgo school to work.

"If I wear something nice then people say how I'm trying to show off, and I normally don't talk to them in English," she said.

Azhar's mom, wrapped in the sparkly pink sari she wore to the movie opening, wonders where all the money the filmmakers promised is.

"I don't know if I should go ask them if money is coming in," she said.

Her husband usually brings in 1,500 to 3,000 rupees ($30 to $60) a month selling scrap wood, but now is hospitalized with tuberculosis, Ismail said.

Azhar sat at her elbow, distracted. His friends had been staring at him as he talked with one journalist after another.

"My friends have seen me get new clothes and go in cars and get books," he said. "Even they want that sort of life."

He celebrated his birthday recently by buying a cake and balloons for his neighbors.

Now he wanted to buy his friends chocolate, but his mother controlled the purse strings.

Azhar began to cry. Tears ran down his small face.

"It's my money and you are using it!" he shouted.

"We have 200 rupees," his mother said. "I'll give you some later."

He kept crying, twisting his body in small unhappy thrusts. "You're not giving me money," he yelled. "You're spending it on other things."

His mother grabbed a piece of brick and raised it over her head.

"Is it your money?" he shouted, daring her: "Hit me. You hit me!"

Then he fled.

Suddenly, school, Bollywood and the upcoming Oscars all seemed terribly irrelevant. There was only the plain dirt Azhar and his mother live on, and the immediate, unruly desire for cash.

Ismail tossed the brick to the ground, rolling her one good eye in exasperation. She can't see out the other one and says she needs 6,000 rupees ($120) for an operation.

"He's a star," she sighed.

Note: According to the UK newspaper, The Daily Telegraph, Azharuddin Ismail (who played Salim as a child) was paid £1,700 and Rubina Ali (who played Latika as a child) £500 for a month’s work on the film. The child actors continue to live in makeshift shacks in the slums of Bandra, a suburb of Mumbai, according to the Telegraph and ABC News. The Telegraph also reports that Ismail's home has been demolished by the local authorities and he now sleeps under a sheet of plastic tarpaulin with his father Mohammed Ismail, who suffers from tuberculosis. A Fox Searchlight spokesman has responded that for their one-month work on the film, the child actors were paid three times the amount of an average annual salary for an adult living in their neighborhood.

Mick LaSalle of the San Francisco Chronicle states that, "Slumdog Millionaire has a problem in its storytelling. The movie unfolds in a start-and-stop way that kills suspense, leans heavily on flashbacks and robs the movie of most of its velocity. The filmmakers' motives are sincere. The story is interesting enough. Yet the whole construction is tied to a gimmicky narrative strategy that keeps Slumdog Millionaire from really hitting its stride until the last 30 minutes. By then, it's just a little too late."

Eric Hynes of IndieWIRE panned the film and wrote it is "bombastic" and "a noisy, sub-Dickens update on the romantic tramp's tale" and faulted the film's glossy and sentimental portrayal of societal poverty, and described it as "a goofy picaresque to rival Forrest Gump" in its morality and romanticism.

Armond White of the New York Press called the film "decadently over-hyped" and "Gitmo for guilty liberals", also stating that "over-stimulation crushes feeling [and] only evokes sentimentality" and that "Boyle trades exploitation for schmaltz".

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As much as I am not a fan of Indian culture, I also am not a fan of exploitation, no matter who is the victim. This film should have stayed in the can, or at least those who worked in it should have been compensated fairly. That's what I would expect.



Saturday, February 21, 2009

Oscar Winners Supposedly Leaked


Reported winners:

Best Actor: Mickey Rourke

Best Actress: Kate Winslet

Best Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger

Best Supporting Actress: Amy Adams

Best Director: Danny Boyle

Best Film: 'Slumdog Millionaire'


Who Won But Shouldn't Have

From: Premiere.Com http://www.premiere.com/Feature/7-Unworthy-Best-Picture-Winners

Dances with Wolves vs. Goodfellas (1990)

Who Won: Dances with Wolves
Who Should Have Won: Goodfellas

Forrest Gump vs. The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

Who Won:Forrest Gump
Who Should Have Won: The Shawshank Redemption

The English Patient vs. Fargo (1996)

Who Won: The English Patient
Who Should Have Won: Fargo

Shakespeare in Love vs. Saving Private Ryan (1998)

Who Won: Shakespeare in Love
Who Should Have Won: Saving Private Ryan

American Beauty vs. The Sixth Sense (1999)

Who Won: American Beauty
Who Should Have Won: The Sixth Sense

A Beautiful Mind vs. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

Who Won: A Beautiful Mind
Who Should Have Won: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Chicago vs. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

Who Won: Chicago
Who Should Have Won: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Police may be close to arrest in Chandra Levy case

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Police are close to making an arrest in the Chandra Levy murder case, one of Washington's most infamous cold cases, CNN affiliate KGO reported Saturday.
Police are reportedly close to making an arrest in the Chandra Levy murder case.

Police are reportedly close to making an arrest in the Chandra Levy murder case.

Police contacted Levy's parents Friday informing them the arrest was imminent, the San Francisco, California, television station reported.

KGO also quoted a Washington television report that said police were pursuing an arrest warrant for Ingmar Guandique, an inmate in the D.C. prison system.

Washington police did not return calls to CNN seeking comment.

"We appreciate all the hard work they did," Susan Levy, Chandra's mother, told another CNN affiliate KXTV. "You want justice. You want the person incarcerated. It is still painful no matter what. Your child is dead and gone. But we are glad the police are doing something and making a difference."

Levy, a California native, went missing on April 30, 2001. Her remains were found May 22, 2002, by a man walking his dog in a remote area of Washington's Rock Creek Park.

Police questioned Condit several times in connection with the murder, but never named him a suspect.

Guandique was mentioned in a Washington Post investigation into the unsolved murder published in 2008.

The newspaper quoted former investigators in the case who said Guandique assaulted two other women in the park where Levy's body was found.

Guandique admitted seeing Levy in the park, the newspaper reported.

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Yes! (Although I'd be surprised if Condit wasn't involved in some way.)

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The Texas Constitution - wrong on SO many levels

Article 1 - BILL OF RIGHTS

Section 4 - RELIGIOUS TESTS

No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Future Darwin Awards Recipient


Nitwit jumps out of an airplane with no parachute for Jackass 3

Friday, February 13, 2009

Some Things Are Just Better Left Alone

A Rant by Edam (Full disclosure: I didn't see most of these movies and relied on what most reviews stated.)

Three Stooges Movie Set

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures is moving forward on a modern incarnation of The Three Stooges, currently known as Untitled Three Stooges Project, with Bobby and Peter Farrelly attached to direct from their screenplay. The announcement was made today by Mary Parent, Chairman, Worldwide Motion Picture Group.

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What is wrong with Hollywood? What is it with remakes that should never be made? There is no way that a remake of The Three Stooges is going to be in any way better than the original, so why bother? Is it that SOME can’t come up with an original idea any more?

It’s bad enough that some remakes are so bad as to be laughable. Here’s a few examples:

The Honeymooners

This one, starring Cedric the Entertainer (a name that definitely does NOT apply) and a mostly African-American cast, is the most ridiculous of them all. The film was heavily panned by both critics and fans of the original series, and rightfully so. They had a lot of nerve trying to pull this idiotic remake off.

I Am Legend which is a remake of The Omega Man which is a remake of The Last Man on Earth

A truly awful film starring Will Smith. The narrative is increasingly ludicrous, the herky-jerky script, ubiquitous zombies, and truly bad ending, make this a remake I would have liked to avoid. When the director starts reaching for the tissues in the third act he loses his grip on the film entirely.

The Nutty Professor

Here we go again. Say what you will about Jerry Lewis, but this film showed his incredible comedic range. Not so with the Eddie Murphy version which soon goes straight for the gutter. In an impressive acting demonstration by Murphy, he plays all of the roles of a large family with obese members. In a horrible caricature, they are extremely gross with a grandmother with a very foul mouth and a father who engages other members of the family in seeing who can let off the most gas during dinner. Fart jokes? Please. As Mr. Cranky the reviewer said, “Personally, if I had wanted to give Eddie Murphy a good reason to scream and act idiotic for a couple of hours, I would have given him a glass of Liquid Plummer and a straw.”

The Day the Earth Stood Still

Review by SusurrusKarma

Keanu Reeves is an actor known for his alien-like, wooden style- which is why he is so often found in these kinds of films- and it suits his character adequately enough here. The feature slowly but surely declines in both mystique and interest, culminating in a third act which is about as convincing as it is exciting; which believe it or not, isn't much at all. It's around this point that things take a drastic turn from intelligent and insightful science-fiction to big dumb blockbuster action movie; the themes that are brought up during the movie's initial stages are belittled to a deux ex machina that never quite seems justified, and the climax –if you can call it that- feels stunted and perfunctory for the sake of giving a clean feeling of catharsis.

Dis-Honorable Mention

The Time Machine
Stepford Wives
Planet Of The Apes
Starsky and Hutch
The Wiz

Thursday, February 12, 2009

It's Charles Darwin's 200th Birthdate



Inherit the Wind is a fictionalized account of the 1925 Scopes "Monkey" Trial, which resulted in John T. Scopes' conviction for teaching Charles Darwin's theory of evolution to a high school science class, contrary to a Tennessee state law that prohibited the teaching of anything besides creationism. The fictional characters Matthew Harrison Brady, Henry Drummond, Bertram Cates and E. K. Hornbeck correspond to the historical figures of William Jennings Bryan, Clarence Darrow, John Scopes, and H. L. Mencken, respectively.

Seriously, Would You Take This Arthritis Medicine?

Taking an NSAID such as Celebrex can increase your risk of life-threatening heart or circulation problems, including heart attack or stroke. This risk will increase the longer you use an NSAID. Do not use this medicine just before or after having heart bypass surgery (also called coronary artery bypass graft, or CABG).

NSAIDs can also increase your risk of serious effects on the stomach or intestines, including bleeding or perforation (forming of a hole). These conditions can be fatal and gastrointestinal effects can occur without warning at any time while you are taking an NSAID. Older adults may have an even greater risk of these serious gastrointestinal side effects.

You should not use this medication if you are allergic to celecoxib, or if you have a history of allergic reaction to aspirin, sulfa drugs, or other NSAIDs.

Before taking Celebrex tell your doctor if you are allergic to any drugs, or if you have:

  • a history of heart attack, stroke, or blood clot;

  • heart disease, congestive heart failure, high blood pressure;

  • a history of stomach ulcers or bleeding;

  • liver or kidney disease,
  • a seizure disorder such as epilepsy;

  • asthma;

  • polyps in your nose; or

  • a bleeding or blood clotting disorder.

If you have any of these conditions, you may need a dose adjustment or special tests to safely take Celebrex.

FDA pregnancy category C. This medication may be harmful to an unborn baby. Tell your doctor if you are pregnant or plan to become pregnant during treatment. Taking Celebrex during the last 3 months of pregnancy may harm the unborn baby. Do not take Celebrex during pregnancy unless your doctor has told you to. Celecoxib passes into breast milk and may affect a nursing baby. Do not take Celebrex without first talking to your doctor if you are breast-feeding a baby. Do not give this medicine to a child younger than 2 years old without the advice of a doctor.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Even Some "Intelligent" People Believe in the Idiocy of Extra-Terrestrial UFOs

"Mission control, we have a UFO pacing our position, request instructions."

Astronaut Cady Coleman
NASA Transmission - Shuttle Mission STS-73

"All Apollo and Gemini flights were followed, both at a distance and sometimes also quite closely, by space vehicles of extraterrestrial origin - flying saucers, or UFOs, if you want to call them by that name.

Every time it occurred, the astronauts informed Mission Control, who then ordered absolute silence."

Maurice Chatelain
Former Chief of NASA Communications Systems

"At no time, when the astronauts were in space were they alone: there was a constant surveillance by UFOs."

NASA Astronaut Scott Carpenter
Carpenter photographed a UFO while in orbit on May 24, 1962. NASA still has not released the photograph.

"Let there be no doubt. Alien technology harvested from the infamous saucer crash in Roswell, N.Mex., in July 1947 led directly to the development of the integrated circuit chip, laser and fibre optic technologies, particle beams, electromagnetic propulsion systems, depleted uranium projectiles, stealth capabilities, and many others.

How do I know? I was in charge!

I think the kids on this planet are wise to the truth, and I think we ought to give it to them. I think they deserve it."

Colonel Philip Corso
Army Intelligence officer, former Head of Foreign Technology at the U.S. Army's Research and Development Department at the Pentagon. Four years Director of Intelligence on President Eisenhower's White House National Security Staff

"This was no ordinary UFO. Scores of people saw it. It was no illusion, no deception, no imagination."

Air Marshall Azim Daudpota
Zimbabwe Air Force, commenting on a UFO witnessed in July of 1985 by many people and tracked on radar.

"Of course UFOs are real, and they are interplanetary. The cumulative evidence for the existence of UFOs is quite overwhelming and I accept the fact of their existence."

Air Chief Marshall Lord Hugh Dowding
Commanding Officer of the Royal Air Force during WWII.


"I looked out the window and saw this white light. It was zigzagging around. I went up to the pilot and said, "Have you ever seen anything like that?" He was shocked and he said, "Nope." And I said to him: "Let's follow it!"

We followed it for several minutes. It was a bright white light. We followed it to Bakersfield, and all of a sudden to our utter amazement it went straight up into the heavens. When I got off the plane I told Nancy all about it."

Former US President Ronald Reagan
Describing his 1974 UFO encounter to veteran newsman Norman C. Miller, Washington bureau chief for the Wall Street Journal.

"Something is going on in the skies that we do not understand.

If all the airline pilots and Air Force pilots who have seen UFOs - and sometimes chased them - have been the victims of hallucinations, then an awful lot of pilots should be taken off and forbidden to fly."

Captain Kervendal
French Gendarmerie

"We must insist upon full access to discs recovered. In the LA case the Army grabbed it and would not let us have it for cursory examination."

J Edgar Hoover
Former Director of the FBI

Websleuths - More Threats From the Rotund Trisha


(New Website to Avoid)

JusticeQuest

Here's the deal.
It is going to get more and more emotional as we head into tomorrow and the memorial.
Jbean had to pull the whole memorial thread because it was a mess.

All the mods are going to either give long time outs or life time bans if people start in again.

If you think think this message is directed at you do not PM me and ask. Assume it is.

I know this is terribly emotional and we all have so much of our hearts are in this case but let's not fall apart now. Now is the time we need to show we are a step above the rest.

Please continue the discussion but please do not attack, incite, or tiptoe up to the line then act innocent when someone calls you on it.

All you need to remember is, Attack the post, not the poster. If you can't attack the post without attacking the poster then it is simple. Don't post.

Thank you.

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Gotta love 'em, wouldn't you say? Once again threatening lifetime bans or long timeouts of people who "start in again." And, of course, you have to "assume" that the message is for you, don't dare ask for clarification.

And yet, right on the forum homepage they have this drivel:



Dear Readers,
Everyone, no matter who you are, has something to offer here.

You can make a difference. Just jump right into whatever forum interests you. Become involved in Missing Persons, Crimes in the News, or choose from a multitude of other forums. There is something here for everyone.

Discussion boards do make a difference. We are so proud of our members, from housewives, retired people, college students, and disabled people to professionals, law enforcement, media, and victims families.
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What a bunch of CRAP! Then, once again, you have their sickening members, in threads such as Caylee Memorial 2-10-2009, almost every other post had to reveal that the posters were "crying" for poor Caylee. Absolutely amazing. Once one idiot started, just about every person was "crying", whether they REALLY were or not. They just had to jump on the bandwagon. "Hey, I was crying too! You can't show ME up." What phonies!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Sunday Sermon II

If Herod was evil for killing all males under two years old after Jesus was born, does that make God evil for killing all of Egypt's first-born and torturing the public with ten plagues even though those people had nothing to do with Pharaoh's laws?

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Gee, is this the same god who killed everyone on the entire planet apart from one family, then killed the first born children of an entire civilization, then commanded his chosen people to kill all men, women and children of several communities? The same god who passed laws that demanded the execution of disobedient children? The god who loves us so much that his finishing act was having his only son (who is also himself) brutally tortured and killed, until the time when that son returns and allows those who have lost faith to be brutally tortured and killed?

Of course, that's because God has never gone down the quick and painless route for disposing of those he didn't like. Why go for a quick "poof" when you can enjoy a bit of screaming, running about, begging for mercy (especially the pleading of parents for their innocent children) and general mayhem.

Deaths in the Bible.
God - 2,270,365 not including the victims of Noah’s flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers were given.
Satan - 10.

Never mind. On second thought, I answered my own question.





Saturday, February 7, 2009

‘Coraline’ is a creepy new classic

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This bears repeating. I can't wait to be able to see this.


REVIEW
By Alonso Duralde
Film critic

Whether or not they’re adaptations of classic fables, animated films often wind up being parables that contain morals for young viewers about believing in yourself, being kind to others, not trading your voice to sea witches, whatever.

But “Coraline” stands out among recent animated features because its message is aimed at parents: Pay attention to your kids, because if you don’t, someone else will.

Based on the story by Neil Gaiman, the film introduces us to Coraline (voiced by Dakota Fanning), who’s smart without being precocious and energetic without being spunky. She’s just been dragged to a new home in the middle of nowhere by her parents (Teri Hatcher and John Hodgman), gardening writers who hate going outdoors and who spend all their time staring into computer monitors.

Left to her own devices, Coraline gets to know her eccentric neighbors, all of whom seems to have ties to the shaggier ends of show business — upstairs is Mr. Bobinsky (Ian McShane), an acrobat who’s training mice to become a circus act, while living in the cellar are Misses Spink and Forcible (Jennifer Saunders and Dawn French), who had a saucy vaudeville act sometime between the two world wars.

Coraline’s one friend of her own age is oddball Wybie (Robert Bailey, Jr.), who warns her that his grandmother’s sister disappeared during their childhood in the very house where Coraline now lives. That bit of news doesn’t keep Coraline from traveling through a hidden door where she finds an idealized alternate universe where her parents are loving and doting, Bobinsky’s mice put on extraordinary shows and the ladies downstairs are young and talented.

One oddity among many: everyone in this alternate universe has buttons where their eyes should be. And when the seemingly friendly Other Mother (also Hatcher) in this strange new world tells Coraline she can stay forever if she’ll trade her eyes for her own pair of buttons, our heroine realizes things are more dangerous than she’d imagined. Can Wybie’s enigmatic cat (Keith David) help Coraline out of this jam?

In an era where Disney makes money hand over fist by selling little girls on the idea of being pretty, passive Princesses — Belle from “Beauty and the Beast” always wears her yellow gown but never holds a book in this product line — it’s thrilling to get a heroine like Coraline, who’s proactive, occasionally bratty and always very much her own person. The movie goes to some creepy places that will scare all but the hardiest little kids, but tween girls and boys alike should take this darkly exciting movie to heart.

“Coraline” marks a real triumph for writer-director Henry Selick, who never gets the credit due him for “The Nightmare Before Christmas” and whose lovely adaptation of “James and the Giant Peach” is a neglected modern classic of stop-motion animation. The world he’s created for “Coraline” — which you should really catch in 3-D if you can — brilliantly captures his gifts as both an animator and a storyteller. (The scene with the performing mice, for instance, starts out looking like something right out of a vintage George Pal Puppetoon, only to switch to a POV shot of a cycling mouse going down a circular ramp that only the latest technologies could allow.)

Friday, February 6, 2009

I'm sad to say I missed it - and perhaps you did too - the anniversary this week of the death of Karen Carpenter, who died on February 4 back in 1983



Karen Anne Carpenter (March 2, 1950 – February 4, 1983) was a highly successful American singer and drummer. She and her brother, Richard, formed the popular 1970s duo The Carpenters.

Karen Carpenter was an accomplished drummer, placing first in Playboy's reader poll for Best Rock Drummer of 1975, thus pioneering the way for a plethora of female drummers to follow. But it is for her vocal performances that she is best remembered. She suffered from anorexia nervosa, a little known disease at the time. Apparently recovering, she died suddenly at the age of 32 from heart failure later attributed to complications related to her illness

"At Last" She's Been Exposed as a Hypocrite

If Etta James thinks she should beat down Beyonce for covering "her song," then by her own logic, Etta has a couple of ass-kickings coming her way too -- 'cause Etta's version of "At Last" was a cover too!


Etta went on stage in Seattle last week and told the crowd she's gonna lay the smack down on B for "singin' my song" at Obama's Inauguration Ball. But not only did the 71-year-old not write the song, she wasn't even the first -- or second -- to record it!

Glenn Miller did it first in 1942, followed by Nat King Cole in 1957. Etta got around to recording it in 1961. In fact, Glenn's version ranked higher on the Billboard Pop Singles chart than Etta's ever did.

FYI -- neither Miller nor Cole ever threatened to beat Etta's ass -- although it's about time someone knocks some sense into that lady.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Featured Artist - Ingrid Michaelson


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Discovered by Vicki


Early on in "Breakable," from her excellent Girls and Boys, Ingrid Michaelson muses on the fragility of the heart, in both the literal and symbolic senses--"have you ever thought about what protects our hearts--just a cage of rib bones and other various parts… we are just breakable girls and boys."
Ingrid Michaelson's songs have been featured on Grey's Anatomy episodes and Old Navy commercials, and there's a good reason she keeps getting selected for such high-profile exposure--the songs on Girls and Boys are an immediately appealing blend of pop song craft and vulnerable emotion.
Michaelson has a more accessible voice and presentation than contemporaries like Feist and Regina Spektor, and her piano-driven arrangements hit all the right peaks and valleys, calling on a delicate acoustic guitar here, an overdriven electric there, to highlight her alternately joyful and mournful melodies. In short, she's made a fine pop album worth checking out, even if you're not a fan of Dr. Meredith and McDreamy. --Ben Heege

N.J. disc jockey to part with Jenny's number

The Associated Press

WEEHAWKEN, N.J. -- After five years fielding thousands of calls to one of rock 'n' roll's most celebrated phone numbers, disc jockey Spencer Potter is hanging up on Jenny.

Her seven digits are familiar to anyone who paid attention to pop music in the early 1980s: 867-5309, immortalized by the band Tommy Tutone.

Potter and his roommates requested the number on a lark for their home phone in northern New Jersey. They got it, along with about 30 to 40 calls a day.

The 28-year-old Potter says he's selling his business, A Blast Entertainment, and moving to New York. The business and the phone number are for sale on eBay, where the high bid was about $1,000 by Sunday morning.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Cambell Brown on Obama



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This is ju
st the beginning of the broken promises. Wait and see. And that ain't all!

Obama nominee withdraws over tax issue

WASHINGTON - President Barack Obama's nominee to be the first chief performance officer for the federal government has withdrawn after earlier failing to pay tax on household help, the White House said Tuesday.

"Nancy Killefer has decided to withdraw her nomination, and we accepted her withdrawal," said Tommy Vietor, a White House spokesman.

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That makes three picks of his that didn't pay taxes. Next!

Daschle quits bid for cabinet

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Two down, one to go.

Monday, February 2, 2009

'The day the music died'? Hardly


(CNN) -- The facts are these: Just after 1 a.m. February 3, 1959, a three-passenger Beechcraft Bonanza went down about five miles northwest of Mason City Municipal Airport, near Clear Lake, Iowa. The plane crash took the lives of the pilot, Roger Peterson, and three musicians: Charles Hardin Holley, better known as Buddy Holly, 22; Ritchie Valens (originally Valenzuela), 17; and J.P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson, 28.

It has become famous, in Don McLean's "American Pie" formulation, as "the day the music died."

But, indicating the lack of esteem for rock 'n' roll at the time, it wasn't a major national news story. The New York Times put a plane crash on its February 4 front page, but it was an American Airlines flight that had crashed near LaGuardia Airport. The Clear Lake tragedy was on page 66. The same was true for other major newspapers.

"[Holly] really wasn't known to the older generation," said "Austin City Limits" executive producer and Holly aficionado Terry Lickona. "Even in his hometown [of Lubbock, Texas], they were embarrassed by him."

The trio's deaths coincided with a period of dark events in rock 'n' roll history, including Elvis Presley's induction into the Army, Jerry Lee Lewis' blacklisting, the record industry payola scandals and Chuck Berry's Mann Act conviction, not to mention the rise of manufactured teen idols such as Frankie Avalon and Fabian.

Partly thanks to McLean's lingering phrase, the ensuing years have been painted as a rock Dark Ages, rescued only by the Beatles' arrival in 1964 at the vanguard of the British Invasion.

Marsh says that canard, which he has refuted in "The Book of Rock Lists" and "The Heart of Rock and Soul," should be laid to rest once and for all.

"I think what happened was that people weren't paying attention themselves and assumed no one else was, either," he said. "I think it's also a way that glorifies the lack of stars [compared to rock's early days]. That was missing. ... I don't think Roy Orbison had quite the same stature."

Which doesn't mean that the music of Orbison, Phil Spector, early Motown or Gary U.S. Bonds deserves to be overlooked, he added: "The quality of the music is undeniable."

What would have happened to the trio in that era is, of course, impossible to know. Valens, celebrated in the movie "La Bamba," was just starting his career and may have produced more hits; Richardson, a former DJ and radio program director who shot some rudimentary music videos, had shrewd entrepreneurial instincts.

And then there's Holly, with his songwriting talent, his arranging abilities (he did the strings on "It Doesn't Matter Anymore," his last single) and sheer knowledge of music.

Maria Elena Holly, who watches over his legacy, says Buddy had big plans: He wanted to do albums with Ray Charles and Mahalia Jackson; he wanted to try film music; he wanted to do music publishing.

And Now...From the Bunch of Crapola Dept.

Women with large chins are more likely to cheat

Boulder police take back JonBenet investigation

BOULDER, Colo. - Boulder police have once again taken over the investigation into the unsolved slaying of JonBenet Ramsey, saying they will apply new technology and expertise to the 12-year-old case.

"Some cases never get solved, but some do," Police Chief Mark Beckner said Monday. "And you can't give up."

The move came six years after police turned the probe over to the district attorney amid public criticism of how officers had handled the highly publicized case. Beckner said he and newly elected District Attorney Stan Garnett agreed that police should lead the investigation again.

Garnett's predecessor, Mary Lacy, last year publicly exonerated JonBenet's family in the slaying, saying that male DNA found on JonBenet's clothes almost certainly came from her killer and that the killer was an outsider.

It was not immediately clear whether Monday's announcement affects Lacy's decision to exonerate the JonBenet's family. Lacy did not run for re-election because of term limits.

Fresh look
Beckner told the Camera newspaper in Boulder he has invited a team of veteran investigators from state and federal agencies to join an advisory task force to "explore all possible theories about what happened the night JonBenet was killed."

The new task force will meet in the next few weeks to review the evidence in the case and identify additional testing that might be done. Beckner said he wants to go into the first meeting with no preconceived notions.

"We are open to all possibilities," he said.

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We shall see.


Calvin & Hobbes

Sunday, February 1, 2009

And the Oscar for Best Animated Film Goes to...


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Next year anyway.


From Henry Selick, visionary director of THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, and based on Neil Gaimans international best-selling book, comes a spectacular stop-motion animated adventure the first to be originally filmed in 3D!

Coraline Jones (Dakota Fanning) is bored in her new home until she finds a secret door and discovers an alternate version of her life on the other side. On the surface, this parallel reality is eerily similar to her real life and the people in it only much better. But when this seemingly perfect world turns dangerous, and her other parents (including her Other Mother voiced by Teri Hatcher) try to trap her forever, Coraline must count on her resourcefulness, determination and bravery to escape this increasingly perilous world and save her family.
In Theatres Feb. 6th

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As for Wall-E...bo-r-r-r-r-ing!

Phelps Calls Photo of Him Smoking Marijuana 'Regrettable'


TAMPA, Fla. — Olympic great Michael Phelps has acknowledged "regrettable" behavior and "bad judgment" after a photo in a British newspaper showed him smoking marijuana.

In a statement released to The Associated Press, the swimmer who won a record eight gold medals at the Beijing Games conceded the authenticity of the exclusive picture published Sunday by the tabloid News of the World.

Phelps said: "I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I'm 23 years old and despite the successes I've had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again."

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So even dorks smoke pot, but so what? I know very few people who DON'T!

Sunday Sermon

I've often been of the opinion that Satan is the true hero of the bible. Assuming the Christian idea that he was the serpent in the Garden of Eden, let's look at what happened:

1) God says, "Don't eat, or you'll die."
2) Satan says, "If you eat, you will understand the difference between good and evil."

Adam and Eve eat, and who turns out to be right? Satan. God, being omnipotent (or at least, cognizant of the nature of his creation (I mean the tree here), must have deliberately lied to Adam and Eve when he told them the fruit would kill them. Satan, on the other hand, told them the truth. Which one would you rather trust, again?
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I like this Bible quote because it reveals the all loving, judgmental, merciful, vengeful, forgiving, sinister, kind, cruel nature of the most mass-murdering genocidal deity that ever didn't exist.
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Blessed is the one who grabs your little children and smashes them against a rock.
--Psalm 137, verse 9

Valentine's Day Worm

PLEASE READ - Malicious Email

If you receive an email with any of the following subject lines please delete the email immediately (I recommend doing this with your home email as well). These emails contain a link or attachment, that when clicked could infect your computer with a Trojan Horse. Our spam filter is having trouble blocking the email because the emails are generated by computers that are already infected with the worm, meaning there are thousands of sources that this email is coming from. The spam filter has been able to block some but not all of the incoming messages.

The emails are easy to identify by Subject Line and the body. The body contains a short message and a link that uses an IP address rather than the domain. Example: http://127.0.0.1

This Trojan has been around for a little over a year now and reemerges during a holiday, in this case Valentine's Day. Until now we haven't seen too much activity, but today we are seeing increased activity.

* A Dream is a Wish
* A Is For Attitude
* A Kiss So Gentle
* A Rose
* A Rose for My Love
* A Toast My Love
* Come Dance with Me
* Come Relax with Me
* Dream of You
* Eternal Love
* Eternity of Your Love
* Falling In Love with You
* For You....My Love
* Heavenly Love
* Hugging My Pillow
* I Love You Because
* I Love You Soo Much
* I Love You with All I Am
* I Would Dream
* If Loving You
* In Your Arms
* Inside My Heart
* Love Remains
* Memories of You A Token of My Love
* Miracle of Love
* Our Love is Free
* Our Love Nest
* Our Love Will Last
* Pages from My Heart
* Path We Share
* Sending You All My Love
* Sending You My Love
* Sent with Love
* Special Romance
* Surrounded by Love
* The Dance of Love
* The Mood for Love
* The Time for Love
* When Love Comes Knocking
* When You Fall in Love
* Why I Love You
* Words in my Heart
* Wrapped in Your Arms
* You... In My Dreams
* Your Friend and Lover
* Your Love Has Opened
* You're my Dream

Google Searches Return Bogus Warnings

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — Computer users doing Google searches during a nearly one-hour period Saturday were greeted with disturbing but erroneous messages that every site turned up in the results might be harmful.

The company blamed the mistake on human error and apologized for any inconvenience caused to users and site owners whose pages were incorrectly labeled.

The glitch occurred between 6:30 a.m. and 7:25 a.m., Google Inc. said in an explanation on its company blog. Anyone who did a Google search during that time likely saw the message "This site may harm your computer" accompanying every search result, the company said.

Google said it routinely flags any search results with that message if the site is known to install malicious software in the background or otherwise surreptitiously, a practice aimed at protecting its users. It gets its list of suspicious sites from StopBadware.org, a nonprofit project headed by legal scholars at Harvard and Oxford universities who research consumer complaints.

Saturday's error happened when the latest update to the list was received from StopBadware but was checked in erroneously in such a way that the warning would apply to all URLs, the company said in a statement.

The glitch was caught by on-call staff and the file was quickly fixed, Google said. Since the updates are applied in a staggered and rolling fashion, the errors began appearing at 6:27 a.m. and disappeared no later than 7:25 a.m., with the duration for any particular user approximately 40 minutes, it said.

"We will carefully investigate this incident and put more robust file checks in to prevent it from happening again," said Marissa Mayer, vice president of search products and user experience, in the statement.

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Yes, there were erroneous messages, but MOST people who use and trust Google should have been aware that it was most obviously a glitch. Why this has appeared all over the place is a mystery to me. Another example of the media making much ado about nothing.