Joe Francis and Larry Flynt claim the economy has made America's sexual appetite go limp, so they're going to the one place where sex is always rampant -- Congress.
Flynt (the "Hustler" guy) and Francis (the "Girls Gone Wild" dude) are asking the government for a $5 billion bailout, claiming the adult entertainment industry has taken a huge shot to the face because of the downturn -- citing the fact that XXX DVD sales are down 22% from a year ago.
"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind," Flynt says. "It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America."
Francis sees his industry like the big three automakers, only BIGGER: "Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation's most important businesses; we feel we deserve the same consideration."
Francis says he's going to D.C. to personally make the pitch. Sounds like someone has a bone to pick.
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You have GOT to be kidding!
I think we've been screwed enough!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Martin would be interested in starting a class action suit for all the little people.
ReplyDeleteShari, it is not possible to be screwed enough, well, at least not from a man's perspective ... :)
ReplyDeleteEdam, if you were to be included in that class action it would have to be four inches or less? :)
ReplyDeleteMore like an inch, to be honest.
ReplyDeleteStill suffering from delusions of grandeur I see ... :)
ReplyDeleteMore like plain old delusions.
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