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Saturday, March 28, 2009

What is PETA President Instructing PETA to Do Upon Her death

The folks at PETA are apparently concerned that there may still be a few people who aren't aware what they're all about. So the President of PETA Ingrid Newkirk posted her will on the PETA site...just to ensure we knew she's crazy. What is she instructing PETA to do upon her death?

One of my eyes be removed, mounted, and delivered to the administrator of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency as a reminder that PETA will continue to be watching the agency.
That my pointing finger be delivered to the owner of Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus.That one of my ears be removed, mounted, and sent to the Canadian Parliament to assist them in hearing.
A little part of my heart be buried near the racetrack at Hockenheim, preferably near the Ferrari pits, where Michael Shumacher raced in and won the German Grand Prix.

So it looks like there's going to be one heck of a UPS bill, but there's more. She would like to be skinned. made into leather products, such as purses, to remind the world that human skin and the skin of other animals is the same. And to rap up the good times; That the “meat” of my body be used for a human barbecue. I guess we should say thanks for the warning. Just in case you get a surprise invite to a BBQ from a hollywood star, you'll know to avoid that.

2 comments:

  1. What a friggin' nutcase.

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  2. Where will all the marbles that are rolling around in her skull be sent? Oh, right! She lost them a long time ago.

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